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he just loses his composure this is so fucking funny]

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[ i hate this

he just tries to talk again and it's just gibberish ]

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[help me

mikazuki will wander off, still laughing, to go get a napkin

and place it in tsuru's palm so that he can spit out the vibrating egg in his mouth

there's a spit or swallow joke here]

[preowned]

[ if he swallows in this moment he is literally going to choke to death

but he will spit it out into the napkin. it still vibrates. ]

I do not think that's how it is used.

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[it does. mikazuki will use another napkin to dab at the corner of tsuru's mouth before he kisses him]

There are so many... They must be used for something...

[this is really the least sexy thread in the world about sex toys]

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Oh! I have an idea-- go lay down on your stomach on the couch.

[ help

but he is going to go and grab the carton ]

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[why is this happening

mikazuki will

go to do that i guess]

... I may fall asleep here...

[THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BANGED]

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[ well

he is turning each of them on

and putting them down on mikazuki's back

yea..... ]

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i'm going to be honest i feel like he wears so many layers of clothes he probably barely feels it

he squints into the pillow]

... is this meant to do something?

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... should you undress more?

[ he shifts the position of a few eggs in case that helps??? ]

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[ . . . shifts slightly and lets his head fall upon the pillow]

If you insist....

[stop getting comfy]

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[ he removes the eggs to fucking

at least get the top of his clothes off so he can

reput the eggs there. they continue to vibrate. ]

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.... tickles....

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Does this seem like it's right?

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Is this a sensation humans enjoy during intimacy?

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It... must be...

[ he looks over to the egg that is still doing what it can across the floor ]

I do not know where else it would be placed... although it seems a little strange. They seem like they wouldn't stay on if there's movement?

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[ . . . well. mikazuki yawns.]

Perhaps not, perhaps not...

Shall we leave it for now and take a nap?

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he kisses the back of his neck. ]

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[he just starts laughing]

We might also take some tea?

[stop]

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[ he kisses a trail down to his shoulder

this isn't meant to be sexy, tsuru is just clearly protesting ]

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[hilarious. mikazuki will shift, trying to pluck all the eggs off of his back and. place them elsewhere.

before he will raise both of his arms to loop around tsurumaru's neck and pull him closer]

Is something the matter?

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I am not quite ready to nap, my dear.

[ he presses his face against mikazuki's neck. ]

I hope you would not leave me to entertain myself.

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Oh, I am sure you would manage something.

[but he will let his fingers run through tsuru's hair idly before gently pulling him closer still, encouraging him onto the couch to join mikazuki.

on top of him, but you know,,]

But I suppose I might be able to help exhaust you.

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I look forward to it...

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they're going to bang. the eggs are still going on the floor. ]

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[they're not going to figure out what these eggs are going to do

but it's fine they manage to get the lube, they bang, at least it's not on the stairs





jiji is yawning for real after, pressing his face against tsuru's shoulder before he kisses it]

A shame we can't bring it back with us.

[THE LUBE]