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[preowned]

Where else would you put it?

[unsaid]

[i have regrets






presses egg against tsuru's lips?]

[preowned]

[ he just opens his mouth

there's just a

vibrator egg in his mouth now

yea ]

[unsaid]

[MAKE IT STOP






mikazuki presses the button to turn it on?]

[preowned]

I roo nwot fweel ery innimay.

[ JUST

TRIES TO TALK AROUND THIS VIBRATING EGG IN HIS MOUTH

I GUESS ]

[unsaid]

[





he just loses his composure this is so fucking funny]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

he just tries to talk again and it's just gibberish ]

[unsaid]

[help me

mikazuki will wander off, still laughing, to go get a napkin

and place it in tsuru's palm so that he can spit out the vibrating egg in his mouth

there's a spit or swallow joke here]

[preowned]

[ if he swallows in this moment he is literally going to choke to death

but he will spit it out into the napkin. it still vibrates. ]

I do not think that's how it is used.

[unsaid]

[it does. mikazuki will use another napkin to dab at the corner of tsuru's mouth before he kisses him]

There are so many... They must be used for something...

[this is really the least sexy thread in the world about sex toys]

[preowned]

Oh! I have an idea-- go lay down on your stomach on the couch.

[ help

but he is going to go and grab the carton ]

[unsaid]

[why is this happening

mikazuki will

go to do that i guess]

... I may fall asleep here...

[THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BANGED]

[preowned]

[ well

he is turning each of them on

and putting them down on mikazuki's back

yea..... ]

[unsaid]

[




i'm going to be honest i feel like he wears so many layers of clothes he probably barely feels it

he squints into the pillow]

... is this meant to do something?

[preowned]

... should you undress more?

[ he shifts the position of a few eggs in case that helps??? ]

[unsaid]

[ . . . shifts slightly and lets his head fall upon the pillow]

If you insist....

[stop getting comfy]

[preowned]

[ he removes the eggs to fucking

at least get the top of his clothes off so he can

reput the eggs there. they continue to vibrate. ]

[unsaid]

.... tickles....

[preowned]

Does this seem like it's right?

[unsaid]

Is this a sensation humans enjoy during intimacy?

[preowned]

It... must be...

[ he looks over to the egg that is still doing what it can across the floor ]

I do not know where else it would be placed... although it seems a little strange. They seem like they wouldn't stay on if there's movement?

[unsaid]

[ . . . well. mikazuki yawns.]

Perhaps not, perhaps not...

Shall we leave it for now and take a nap?

[preowned]

[




he kisses the back of his neck. ]

[unsaid]

[he just starts laughing]

We might also take some tea?

[stop]

[preowned]

[ he kisses a trail down to his shoulder

this isn't meant to be sexy, tsuru is just clearly protesting ]