help

[unsaid]

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[preowned]

[ it was supposed to point to the fridge

but he just laughs at that. ]

Perhaps...

Was it a good trail?

[1/2]

[unsaid]

The microwave detour was odd.

[unsaid]

[but he will pull tsuru closer so that they're flush, giving him another kiss before pressing his lips against his jaw and down toward his neck]

And the eggs are interesting.

Are they also meant for intimacy?

[preowned]

It wasn't originally pointing at the microwave...

[ he needs to make this clear

but that makes him glance to the ground, to where the egg is currently... making its way downtown... ]

Possibly. I am not quite sure how though.

[unsaid]

[hmmmm.

well, he won't bother to interrupt the egg's journey. instead he will simply pluck another one from the carton and give tsuru another kiss]

I do not know either.

But perhaps we can guess and find out.

[they're going to fuck this up]

[preowned]

[ closes my goddamn eyes. mods don't read this.

but he nods his head, giving mikazuki another kiss before, ]

Do you stick it in your mouth?

[unsaid]

... is the mouth your favorite body part?

[WHY IS IT ALWAYS

THE MOUTH

TSURU]

[preowned]

Where else would you put it?

[unsaid]

[i have regrets






presses egg against tsuru's lips?]

[preowned]

[ he just opens his mouth

there's just a

vibrator egg in his mouth now

yea ]

[unsaid]

[MAKE IT STOP






mikazuki presses the button to turn it on?]

[preowned]

I roo nwot fweel ery innimay.

[ JUST

TRIES TO TALK AROUND THIS VIBRATING EGG IN HIS MOUTH

I GUESS ]

[unsaid]

[





he just loses his composure this is so fucking funny]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

he just tries to talk again and it's just gibberish ]

[unsaid]

[help me

mikazuki will wander off, still laughing, to go get a napkin

and place it in tsuru's palm so that he can spit out the vibrating egg in his mouth

there's a spit or swallow joke here]

[preowned]

[ if he swallows in this moment he is literally going to choke to death

but he will spit it out into the napkin. it still vibrates. ]

I do not think that's how it is used.

[unsaid]

[it does. mikazuki will use another napkin to dab at the corner of tsuru's mouth before he kisses him]

There are so many... They must be used for something...

[this is really the least sexy thread in the world about sex toys]

[preowned]

Oh! I have an idea-- go lay down on your stomach on the couch.

[ help

but he is going to go and grab the carton ]

[unsaid]

[why is this happening

mikazuki will

go to do that i guess]

... I may fall asleep here...

[THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BANGED]

[preowned]

[ well

he is turning each of them on

and putting them down on mikazuki's back

yea..... ]

[unsaid]

[




i'm going to be honest i feel like he wears so many layers of clothes he probably barely feels it

he squints into the pillow]

... is this meant to do something?

[preowned]

... should you undress more?

[ he shifts the position of a few eggs in case that helps??? ]

[unsaid]

[ . . . shifts slightly and lets his head fall upon the pillow]

If you insist....

[stop getting comfy]

[preowned]

[ he removes the eggs to fucking

at least get the top of his clothes off so he can

reput the eggs there. they continue to vibrate. ]

[unsaid]

.... tickles....