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[preowned]

Those look fun.

[ he points at the stairs to the loft ]

[unsaid]

[squints]

Your back....

[LIKE? ON THE STAIRS? TSURU WANTS TO MAKE OUT ON THE STAIRS?]

[preowned]

[ he just

laughs ]

Please check the fridge.

[unsaid]

[help]

Very well, very well.

[time to go look at the fridge.... what is inside it.]

[preowned]

[ more vibrators

also lube ]

[unsaid]

[



he takes out the whole carton of vibrators because they're funny. the one he turned on earlier rolls to the floor.

but he will also get the lube and bring it over]

... are you requesting something, my crane?

[preowned]

[ it's literally just making its way across the floor.

but once he gets close enough, tsuru just kisses him. ]

Perhaps. Does it seem like I am?

[unsaid]

[yea it's like the constant vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr going on in the background of this thread because jiji never turned it off

anyway.

he will kiss tsuru back, placing the carton down upon the table so he can instead loop that arm around his waist]

I feel as though you created a trail for me to follow....

[even if it led to the microwave]

[preowned]

[ it was supposed to point to the fridge

but he just laughs at that. ]

Perhaps...

Was it a good trail?

[1/2]

[unsaid]

The microwave detour was odd.

[unsaid]

[but he will pull tsuru closer so that they're flush, giving him another kiss before pressing his lips against his jaw and down toward his neck]

And the eggs are interesting.

Are they also meant for intimacy?

[preowned]

It wasn't originally pointing at the microwave...

[ he needs to make this clear

but that makes him glance to the ground, to where the egg is currently... making its way downtown... ]

Possibly. I am not quite sure how though.

[unsaid]

[hmmmm.

well, he won't bother to interrupt the egg's journey. instead he will simply pluck another one from the carton and give tsuru another kiss]

I do not know either.

But perhaps we can guess and find out.

[they're going to fuck this up]

[preowned]

[ closes my goddamn eyes. mods don't read this.

but he nods his head, giving mikazuki another kiss before, ]

Do you stick it in your mouth?

[unsaid]

... is the mouth your favorite body part?

[WHY IS IT ALWAYS

THE MOUTH

TSURU]

[preowned]

Where else would you put it?

[unsaid]

[i have regrets






presses egg against tsuru's lips?]

[preowned]

[ he just opens his mouth

there's just a

vibrator egg in his mouth now

yea ]

[unsaid]

[MAKE IT STOP






mikazuki presses the button to turn it on?]

[preowned]

I roo nwot fweel ery innimay.

[ JUST

TRIES TO TALK AROUND THIS VIBRATING EGG IN HIS MOUTH

I GUESS ]

[unsaid]

[





he just loses his composure this is so fucking funny]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

he just tries to talk again and it's just gibberish ]

[unsaid]

[help me

mikazuki will wander off, still laughing, to go get a napkin

and place it in tsuru's palm so that he can spit out the vibrating egg in his mouth

there's a spit or swallow joke here]

[preowned]

[ if he swallows in this moment he is literally going to choke to death

but he will spit it out into the napkin. it still vibrates. ]

I do not think that's how it is used.

[unsaid]

[it does. mikazuki will use another napkin to dab at the corner of tsuru's mouth before he kisses him]

There are so many... They must be used for something...

[this is really the least sexy thread in the world about sex toys]