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[preowned]

I don't think so?

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there's an egg in it.

discaimer: tsuru has no idea what that is. ]

[unsaid]

[i feel mysta rias in this chili's]

... this is?

[he will. pluck it out of the bowl and hold it out in his palm]

[preowned]

No idea!

I believe you can turn it on.

[unsaid]

[




it takes a minute

but it does turn on

it starts to vibrate in his hand]

... ha ha ha, it tickles.

[puts it in tsuru's hand]

[preowned]

[ i hate this

he just laughs. as this fucking. vibrator vibrates, without any idea of what it means. ]

Ha ha ha! Here.

[ he passes it back ]

[unsaid]

[YOU DID THIS

mikazuki will put the egg on the table. it will almost definitely roll off

what else does the bowl hold]

[preowned]

[ there is a piece of paper with an arrow drawn on it.

however, with how all the shuffling through the bowl, it is hard to tell where it might have been originally pointing at. ]

[unsaid]

[if he looks at it now, what is it pointing at]

[preowned]

[ the microwave ]

[unsaid]

[he leaves the bowl to open the microwave]

[preowned]

[ nothing is in the microwave ]

[unsaid]

[he will look above and beneath the microwave]

[preowned]

[ nothing ]

[unsaid]

[turns back to tsuru]

... do you wish to be pushed against furniture again, my love?

[making out... against the microwave....?]

[preowned]

I do not think I would choose that particular piece of furniture.

[unsaid]

I wonder why the arrow was pointing there....

[wanders back to the bowl

gives tsuru a kissy first and also,]

Which piece would you choose? [STOP]

[preowned]

Those look fun.

[ he points at the stairs to the loft ]

[unsaid]

[squints]

Your back....

[LIKE? ON THE STAIRS? TSURU WANTS TO MAKE OUT ON THE STAIRS?]

[preowned]

[ he just

laughs ]

Please check the fridge.

[unsaid]

[help]

Very well, very well.

[time to go look at the fridge.... what is inside it.]

[preowned]

[ more vibrators

also lube ]

[unsaid]

[



he takes out the whole carton of vibrators because they're funny. the one he turned on earlier rolls to the floor.

but he will also get the lube and bring it over]

... are you requesting something, my crane?

[preowned]

[ it's literally just making its way across the floor.

but once he gets close enough, tsuru just kisses him. ]

Perhaps. Does it seem like I am?

[unsaid]

[yea it's like the constant vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr going on in the background of this thread because jiji never turned it off

anyway.

he will kiss tsuru back, placing the carton down upon the table so he can instead loop that arm around his waist]

I feel as though you created a trail for me to follow....

[even if it led to the microwave]

[preowned]

[ it was supposed to point to the fridge

but he just laughs at that. ]

Perhaps...

Was it a good trail?