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[THIS IS A FUCKING INVEST THREAD NOW

WHAT'S ON THE TABLE AT FIRST GLANCE]

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[ it's a bowl.... there's things in it....? ]

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[wow.... what are the things in the bowl.... mikazuki will go to inspect]

[preowned]

[ at first glance, just condoms ]

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[hateful,]

Do we need these?

[EVEN MORE HATEFUL

he will sift through what else might be in the bowl]

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I don't think so?

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there's an egg in it.

discaimer: tsuru has no idea what that is. ]

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[i feel mysta rias in this chili's]

... this is?

[he will. pluck it out of the bowl and hold it out in his palm]

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No idea!

I believe you can turn it on.

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[




it takes a minute

but it does turn on

it starts to vibrate in his hand]

... ha ha ha, it tickles.

[puts it in tsuru's hand]

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[ i hate this

he just laughs. as this fucking. vibrator vibrates, without any idea of what it means. ]

Ha ha ha! Here.

[ he passes it back ]

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[YOU DID THIS

mikazuki will put the egg on the table. it will almost definitely roll off

what else does the bowl hold]

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[ there is a piece of paper with an arrow drawn on it.

however, with how all the shuffling through the bowl, it is hard to tell where it might have been originally pointing at. ]

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[if he looks at it now, what is it pointing at]

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[ the microwave ]

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[he leaves the bowl to open the microwave]

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[ nothing is in the microwave ]

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[he will look above and beneath the microwave]

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[ nothing ]

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[turns back to tsuru]

... do you wish to be pushed against furniture again, my love?

[making out... against the microwave....?]

[preowned]

I do not think I would choose that particular piece of furniture.

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I wonder why the arrow was pointing there....

[wanders back to the bowl

gives tsuru a kissy first and also,]

Which piece would you choose? [STOP]

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Those look fun.

[ he points at the stairs to the loft ]

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[squints]

Your back....

[LIKE? ON THE STAIRS? TSURU WANTS TO MAKE OUT ON THE STAIRS?]

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[ he just

laughs ]

Please check the fridge.

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[help]

Very well, very well.

[time to go look at the fridge.... what is inside it.]